So, I open up ABCnews.com today and read an article that states that "genetically, all redheads are mutuants". Hmm. Well, I always knew I was special, but 'mutant'? That's a little harsh.
I decided to do a little Facebook-sneaking and found out an old, kind-of-but-not-really-ex-boyfriend is married. You know, the guy that you always had the connection with when you were young? The one that kept in touch for a while and admitted he too thought 'one day…'? The one that you thought would never find anybody as good as you and would DIE PINING FOR YOU?
Yeah, that guy. Turns out he's bald, too.
I'll admit, it kind of threw me for a bit of a loop. I mean, seriously. If he can find someone, WHY AM I STILL SINGLE?
Oh wait. Men are dumb. Right.
I'm sure this would not have hit me so hard if I wasn't so recently single. Remember? I was 'apparently' dumped. After I told him we shouldn't see each other. Now, I'm sure I will get the lonely's over the next few weeks, which means my sister and friends are all on high alert, as is the liquor store (ahh…the happy green place!). And then I'll hopefully get over it, do my half-marathon, take up salsa dancing and enjoy my rum.
Because seriously - who doesn't smile while drinking rum?
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