Now, I used to consider myself a somewhat healthy person. But then I thought "Dude, WTF? Like not eating ice cream and pizza for the rest of my life is gonna make me happy?"
Let's just say for the past year, I've been very, very happy.
I've been trying for a while to...ahem...'turn over a new leaf' (or would that be trying to get back on the side I left earlier?). Except that my particular leaf has many, many sides. It's an anomaly...just like redheads, according to the news.
It's not like I don't have the best intentions. But then, I'll head out for drinks after work, and a few hours and tons of fried calamari later I'm doing jello shots off of a cute bartender named Juan. Ok, that's a total lie. His name is Mario.
Forgetting Juan and Mario for a moment, I woke up this morning and thought to myself "self, you need to shape up!" Then I went back to bed for an hour. I did manage to eventually get my fat ass out of bed and go for a run. Which is good, considering I've signed up for the Scotia half marathon in September and have been training solidly for one day.
So, we'll see how good this side of the leaf is compared to the others. In the meantime, I have to go meet a friend for a quick bite to eat.
I wonder what a 49-sided leaf looks like? Hellooo Mario....
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