2009: A Summary

1 (ex)boyfriend

Virgin Islands

1 hyper-bitchy boss-lady who needs a serious punch in the face

Hawaii

3 jobs

Swimming with wild dolphins (ecstasy, by the way)

1 breakdown (ok, let’s say 1.25 breakdowns…still, better than last year)

1 move

22 books

2 (ex)medications

1 leg injury

2 cities

0 half-marathons

1.4 billion rums

1 addiction to Brickbreaker

40 pounds

1 trailer (sorry mom, I mean “Mobile Home”)

1 NEW CAR!

1 fucking lucky break

3 gazillion snowflakes

2 black hairs on my lip (ewww…)

Numerous reconnections (ongoing)

1 super-patient and understanding family

1 blog

And with that, I’d like to give 2009 one good, swift kick out the door. Out you go! Be gone! Adios!

2010 – I begin….again.