Screaming Like a Little Girl

Have you ever seen The 40-year-old Virgin? The movie, I mean...not the guy down the street.

Well, even if you haven’t, you know that scene they keep showing in trailers…the one where they wax his chest, and when they pull off the wax he yells “KELLY CLARKSON!”

I just had my first upper-lip wax. But instead of yelling Kelly Clarkson when they ripped it off, it sounded something like this:

“OH HOLY F*CKING SH*T!”

To which a woman in the other room yelled over:

“First time?”

Uhm. Oh yeah. And likely my last.