You may remember, back in December, my mother’s email about the scissors. Specifically, about how the universe was CONSPIRING AGAINST HER! THROUGH HER SCISSORS!
Well, momma’s birthday’s coming up in a month. And that means another month of emails like this one:
Subject: To my beautiful, wonderful, fabulous, generous daughters!
My BIRTHDAY is a mere month away. Yah! Yah! I really, really, really want a gift certificate to Bermuda Tan. I really, really, really need to lie in a warm bed and soak up Vitamin D!!!
Happy Birthday to me!
Love,
Your most beautiful, wonderful, fabulous, generous Mom.
P.S. Can I have it now??? Huh? Huh?
It’s going to be a loooong month.
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