Monday, March 15, 2010

Emails From My Mother

You may remember, back in December, my mother’s email about the scissors. Specifically, about how the universe was CONSPIRING AGAINST HER! THROUGH HER SCISSORS!

Well, momma’s birthday’s coming up in a month. And that means another month of emails like this one:

Subject: To my beautiful, wonderful, fabulous, generous daughters!

My BIRTHDAY is a mere month away. Yah! Yah! I really, really, really want a gift certificate to Bermuda Tan. I really, really, really need to lie in a warm bed and soak up Vitamin D!!!
Happy Birthday to me!

Love,
Your most beautiful, wonderful, fabulous, generous Mom.

P.S. Can I have it now??? Huh? Huh?

It’s going to be a loooong month.

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