1) Don't fry bacon in your swimsuit. Nothing good comes from it. Nothing.
2) If you are going to pee in the bush, make sure you are standing upstream. Otherwise it will just pool around your feet and you will be forced to jump into -10 degree water to rinse off. Oh, and try to find soft ground; hard ground will just make it splash back up.
What. I'm just sharing my observations with you. You know, getting back into the groove of being a bushpig.
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