So, I have nothing to say. I know, I KNOW! That's like, impossible! But sadly, true. It's amazing how when you actually have a forum to let loose and say a bunch of stuff how little you discover you have to say.
Did I just speak too soon?
Let me talk about guilt. The guilt. The GUILT! It comes from my mother, who learned it from her mother, who learned it (I'm sure) from her French-Catholic inlaws. Seriously...who knows better than the French Catholics about guilt? Except maybe Italians. My friend JBot will fill me in. That is, when she gets back from Italy. Bitch.
See? Now I feel guilty.
Goodness gracious, I have no idea why I feel so guilty all the time. It's inbred, I'm sure. Not to say I'm ACTUALLY inbred, which I'm not. Or maybe I am...who knows, really? I mean, they tell you who your parents are...but are they REALLY your parents? Do they sit you down and show you a play-by play of everything?
Uhm...Ok. I think I may be on a little tangent here. Should I feel guilty about that?
Speaking of which, don't you just hate it when you have something to say and then another thought just totally takes over and next thing you know you're about to adopt a baby from Haiti?
Wha-What? Hey, wait a minute. I can't even take care of myself, never mind a baby! I'm sorry there are so many orphans in Haiti, but I don't think I can take one! Honestly! I can't even change the freaking toilet roll in my bathroom!
Oh dear. Now because I can't adopt a baby from Haiti, I just know some kid is gonna grow up and be like "jeez, if only some little Canadian girl from Northern Ontario would have adopted me, my life would have been so different."
And you're right, it would have been different. Oh God. I'm responsible for some child's difficult life. I can't handle this.
Now I'm going to have to surf adoption sites. See? Why did I even decide to post today? THE GUILT!
I feel like this post was somehow my fault. I'm sorry.
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