Rum

*Many thanks to my friend 'the Mountain' for passing this very important piece of information along...

An important Women's Health Issue Notice

• Do you have feelings of inadequacy?


• Do you suffer from shyness?


• Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Rum.

Rum is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about you and your actions. Rum can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Rum almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past. Discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Rum. Rum may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Rum. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

• Dizziness


• Nausea


• Vomiting


• Incarceration


• Erotic lustfulness


• Loss of motor control


• Loss of clothing


• Loss of money


• Loss of virginity


• Table dancing


• Headache


• Dehydration


• Dry mouth


• And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:

• The consumption of Rum may make you think you are whispering when you are not.


• The consumption of Rum may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.


• The consumption of Rum may cause you to think you can sing.


• The consumption of Rum may make you think you can logically converse with other people without spitting.