Sorry I haven't been around in a while. I am still digging out from this MOUNTAIN OF SNOW that keeps falling. I am now worried that we will all be buried and die slow deaths. It will be on CNN: Small town extinct due to mounds of snow. There will be a memorial stone here that reads: "This was once Redkap's crooked trailer."
I am not kidding. It hasn't stopped snowing in days. Days and days. Days that have turned into weeks, months, years....(ok, slight exaggeration, but stay with me here). People are starting to go crazy. All anyone syas to each other anymore is "Hey. Enough snow for ya?"
The other day I walked out of my house and into waist-deep snow. I fell to my knees, raised my fists in the air and started yelling "STELLA! STEEELLLAAAA!" Don't ask me why. It just felt appropriate. At least the neighbours didn't call the police this time.
I have to go shovel now. If you don't hear from me in a few days, call CNN. Tell them to send in the army. Where is Mel Lastman when you need him?
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