Thinking...

Over the past three weeks:

• My new car was rear-ended.
• My pipes burst.
• My entire bathroom had to be removed, including the bathtub, toilet, vanity, as well as the floors in my bathroom, spare room and master.
• My washing machine died.
• I had to move in with my ma.

The fact that I haven't completely gone down the toilet is very, very encouraging! I mean, really...at this point what can you do but laugh, right?

And then tonight, my ma's furnace broke. Again. It is a year old and started blowing cold air. Again. It got fixed for now, thank goodness, because it's going down to -45 tonight.

And then the dog puked a gallon of stomach contents onto my ma's nice carpet.

Ok, like, seriously? Where is the humour in THAT?

PS - my ma had bad days at work this week. I have decided to give her an IV of wine to calm her frazzled nerves. She likey, especially the pole that she can roll wherever she goes.