Today...

So, this morning I awoke at 6 a.m. to let Roxy out. No big deal, since I went to bed last night at 8:30, right?

Got up, let her out, took the first of my cleasing-stuff, (8 days down, 22 to go!) and waited for Rox to scratch at the door. And waited. And waited. And looked out the window to find her just laying there, in the front lawn, wagging her tail without a care in the world.

Ok, I thought, I'll give her that. So I curled up up on the couch with the afghan and fell asleep.

I awoke, finally, to Roxy scratching at the door. I get up, cursing of course because it's still 6 a.m. according to my clock. And then I look at a clock, and it's 9:05 IN THE MORNING! I slept 13 hours. Didn't even know it.

So, felt like a million bucks, obviously. Took Rox out for a long, long walk. And then I DAP'd the crap out of my whole crooked trailer.

Wh-What? You don't know about DAP? Seriously. Please look it up. The weekend before, I had breakfast with my dad. He's the one who told me about it.

"DAP", he told me, "is good stuff. At our old house, I DAP'd the crap out of the house - windows, cupboards, doors...you name it, I DAP'd it."

After lunch, he came over to my place. "See all all these cracks?' he said. "They can all be DAP'd." He showed me how to use DAP, where to use it and how to clean it.

So, today I DAP'd my place stupid. After my crooked trailer was somewhat straightened, some of the walls and ceilings, well...they cracked. DAP totally fixed it. The furnace vents, the cracks from the straightening, the minor dents near the kitchen. And as I was doing it, I thought to myself "self, anybody coming in here would never, EVER suspect DAP here. I am a DAP expert..."

And then I turned on the lights.

So, ok, I'm not an expert in DAP, but it does look a little better!

Uhm, I'm gonna go now. bye.