Friday, October 14, 2011

Conversations with My Mother - Translation Edition, Part Deux

Her: I was talking to the chiropractor today about toxins in food.

Me: Yeah?

Her: Yeah. She said the worst of them all is asspeartomean.

Me: Asspeartomean?

Her: Yeah.

(Pause)

Me: Do you mean aspartame?

Her: Oh...yeah, I mean aspartame.

(Pause)

Me: You know this is going on my blog, right?

Her: You're welcome.

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