10 Things

1) I did an interview today in which I had to wear a branded shirt, which I took off right after the interview (I was wearing a t-shirt under it). When a co-worker said ‘Hey! You lost your work shirt!’ I jokingly replied ‘Yes, and by the end of the day I may not be wearing pants!’ Then I remembered he was very, very religious. He blushed a red so deep I could have used him as a crayon. It was awkward.


2) My brand new car (ok, slightly-used car) has two rust spots on the hood. RUST SPOTS! TWO OF THEM! I only just noticed them now because the snow has finally melted and I can actually see the hood of my car. Now I’ll be worrying about them for the next four years. Or, I could just, you know, deal with it.

3) Nah. I’d rather complain.

4) I like the smell of my dog’s paws. I know that sounds ridiculous, but have you ever smelled a dog’s paw? It smells earthy and grassy…which would make sense, I guess.

5) Does the above make me a total nut case?

6) Wait – do #3 and #5 really count as part of my ’10 Things’ even though they are just statements?

7) It’s gone from -10 to 21 degrees in a matter of two weeks. My body has not acclimatized. Therefore, I am running around sweating like a large bovine in a furnace. The result is not pretty.

8) In addition, one of the side effects of the medication I’m on is – wait for it – sweating! So not only do look like a sweating cow, I also look like I am a milking cow thanks to the two large sweat marks under my boobs.

9) My three-year-old niece told me my earrings were ‘too big’. Oh yeah? Well, at least when I colour I stay  WITHIN THE LINES.

10) I think I just made a three-year-old cry.