Things I've Learned About Me

1. I say sorry way too much.
2. I worry about what others think of me...way too much.
3. I eat too much cheese.
4. I have opinions that matter.
5. I don't mention these opinions because I am worried people will think I'm stupid.
6. See #2.
7. I am smarter than I think.
8. I eat way too much cheese.
9. I talk fast and act slowly.
10. I recently ate brussel sprouts and I liked them. And they didn't have bacon.
11. I really like my crooked trailer.
12. I'm too old for girl-sh*t.
13. I'm a total homebody. When you are having Tupperware parties and I say I may come, I won't. Because I'd rather be home with my dog.
14. I guess that makes me an introvert.
15. I'm full-bodied and will never be a size 6 again unless I starve myself.
16. I don't think people take me seriously because of my size.
17. I don't think people think I'm smart.
18. I'm smart.
19. I'm funny.
20. I'm learning to live with my curves; but I still need people to tell me it's ok.
21. I love rum.
22. I can only drink 2 glasses of lemon rum before it starts making me sick. I blame that weekend at Pigeon Lake.
23. I've made some really, really dumb decisions.
24. I'm learning from my mistakes.
25. I need to say what I thing and mean more.
26. I love having kids around me.
27. I regret not having kids.
28. I'm glad I can give kids back to their parents.
29. I'm happy cooking.
30. If cooking is too intense I shut down.
31. If anything is too intense I shut down.
32. I hate cleaning my house.
33. If it looks too big to deal with, I don't do it. See #31.
34. I really, really believe that I could have been an actor.
35. Or a marine biologist.
36. Or a bag lady.
37. I'd love to live in a tiny house.
38. I'd love to have horses.
39. If I had horses, I'd have to have someone look after them because they are too intense. See #31.
40. I'm weird.
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