So then after that drive (per last post like, 20 minutes ago), I finally made it home and could not open my door. Could NOT OPEN MY DOOR!!! Turns out the ground had moved and my door lock was seized. Yay! Like, what I want to do most after an 8 plus hour drive is find out my door won't open! And with a barking dog!
So, I did the only thing a responsible homeowner would do. I broke into my house. Turns out it is quite easy. Take off the outside screen from the living room, slide the window open and voila! I just needed to make it look completely natural that I was crawling in my window. Turns out I did not do a very good job because a guy near by saw me and, while my legs were sticking out the window, made his way over to see id he could "help me".
Uhm, yeah. Can you give my ass a push please? I'm caught on the curtains.
Once he was convinced it was my crooked trailer, and that I wasn't some good-looking, slightly porky thief, the man came back and fixed my door so it locks for the next few months, until the ground moves again. Good grief. My life! So exciting!
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