Scene: Sleeping. I wake up suddenly with the distinct feeling that someone is staring at me. I open my eyes and...
Me: HOLY SH*T Roxy! You scared me. Why are you sitting there staring at me sleeping?
Her: I've been thinking...
Me: You ok?
Her: (flopping dramatically onto the bed facing me) Yeah, I guess. SIGH. I just...have you ever started wondering what life is all about?
Me: That was a big sigh, my girl. What's up?
Her: I mean, is the answer to all of life's questions really 42? Or did someone just make that sh*t up?
Me: Ok, you're freaking me out. Stop staring at me.
Her: Is this the real life...?
Me: Uhm, I don't know what you need...
Her: ...Or is this just fantasy...?
Me: Do you want to go outside or something?
Her: (jumping up suddenly) OH MY GOD! That's it! It's all about OUTSIDE!! YES! YES!
Me: Holy crap...calm down.
Her: You're so smart momma.
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