Context: I forgot my cell phone at home one day. My ma texts me normally during the day, so I figure, you know, if she really, really needs me, she will call me at work. Aaaand enter my ma...
Texts from ma:
10:09: Going to bank, grocery store, liquor store. Need anything?
11:05: Hey! Why aren't you answering me?
12:51: Too late I'm home. I bought you a small run tho. You should answer your MOTHER!
1:25 - voicemail: Hi RedKap, it's mom. You haven't answered any of my teeeexxttss....so, give me a call when you get this. Ok, bye.
And on, and on.
I want to mention, not once during this day did she actually call me at work. Not. Once. So when I show up at her place, I get....
Ma: Oh my goodness! I was getting worried. I thought if I didn't see you by 5:30, I was going to call your work!
Me: Why didn't you just call me at work?
Ma: Well, you never pick up the phone.
Me: You could have left a message!
Ma: YOU NEVER ANSWER THE PHONE!
Me: That is a lie. I only don't when I'm in a meeting.
Ma: Well, you never pick up when I call.
Me: BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS CALL MY CELL!!!!
Ma: Well, you should pick up your phone.
Ladies and gentlemen, my ma.
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