So you know when you're staying in a hotel and you get on an elevator after visiting a friend that lives on the LAST POSSIBLE SUBWAY STOP (ugh) so it takes you like, almost an hour to get back to the hotel, and you're tired and it's dark, and you get on the elevator and punch your floor and a guy gets in with you and doesn't punch a floor, then gets off on your floor and you're walking, walking down the hall, turning left and right and left again to through the maze of the hotel to your room, and he's still behind you, till you get to your room and you realize he is STILL behind you, and you turn around and are prepared to yell "STALKER!!!", when he pulls out a key and goes into the room next to you.
Seriously, dude. Next time walk slower. Or walk past me. It'll save you hours of strip searches.
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