Dear Roxy

Dear Roxy,

Even though you:

• keep me up at night panting
• don't know how to vacuum
• don't shovel
• can't dust worth sh*t
• leave food marks on the carpet
• drop hair, like, all over the f*cking place, and
• bark... A LOT

You are the BEST decision I have ever made, and I love you.

PS - Stop barking. Like, what...don't you understand English?????