Sooo...

I have new pipes. I never thought I would be so excited about plumbing.

I also have a new tub. It. Is. White. WHITE! I have never had a white tub! Except for that one apartment in Toronto where it was re-finished in white but had scratches all through it and you could see the pink everywhere. My new tub, of course, had to be ordered special because it is "not normal". Sort of like my head.

It's a tiny tub, so tiny that when I saw it for the first time in my crooked trailer, leaning up against the wall, I was taller than it. I am short. And I am taller than my tub.

But, it is white, and I welcomed it to my crooked trailer and told it that it would be SO HAPPY there! Along with my NEW vanity, NEW sink, NEW countertop and NEW pipes! Oh! And NEW tub surround. I can't forget the brillant tub surround. Can you say 'Hello Shelves'?

I would like to mention, if I could, that my insurance company Aviva absolutely rocks. They have been so good, I would recommend them to anyone. My advisor, Kathy, was a Godsend.

If you would have told me when I was sixteen that I would be excited about plumbing or bathtubs, I would have told you to take a long walk off a short bridge. Good thing I didn't, or else you wouldn't be reading this! Wait, are you reading this? Anyone? Anyone?