Do you remember that scene in the movie Two Weeks Notice when Sandra Bullock's character starts getting bad cramps on the freeway because she ate like, three hotdog chili-things and fries and stuff? And then Hugh Grant's character drags her into an RV where she proceeds to scare the family with the noises she makes coming out of the bathroom?
This sort of happened to me, except I was driving on the highway in the middle of nowhere near Deep River. After driving into two restaurant parking lots with signs that said "WASHROOMS ARE FOR CUSTOMERS ONLY!!!!", one kind garage-owner took pity on me, and then I proceeded to violate his bathroom for 20 minutes.
So to make it up to him I bought some beef jerky and a large Diet Coke.
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