Ma: I was attacked by flying ants yesterday!
Me: Really?
Ma: Yeah, I went outside to water my plants, and they just starting coming out of everywhere! Then I saw them getting in the house by a little crack near the bottom on the door, so I sprayed them.
Me: Wow.
Ma: Then, I came inside, and there was one crawling up my wall, and when I went to have a lie down, one was crawling on my pillow!
Me: Ewww.
Ma: Yeah. At first I thought they were termini...
Me: (ears perked) Yeeesss??
Ma: Termini...terminit..
Me: (waiting for it) Go on...
Ma: (pause, then..) TERMITES!
Me: You were going to say terminites, weren't you?
Ma: Yeah, well...
Me: And right there is another blog post.
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