Got my first sunburn of the year today, which is saying something considering the type of weather we've had already this year. It's also a testament to the strength of the whiteness that is my skin.
What continues to amaze me, however, is the fact that my back, arms and front are a little burnt, but not my legs. NOT MY LEGS! It's like they've got some sort of invisible sun forcefield around them or something.
I'm going to end up one of those old ladies who are perma-tanned on top and shockingly white on the bottom. When people look at my legs, the shine coming off them will blind them. Oh, that reminds me...sorry to the guy who burned his retinas today looking at me. Next time look at my boobs.
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