Bored

Scene: Roxy and I, on a random weekend, deciding we're having two days with no plans. We've forgone vacumming and dusting. We've walked and walked, gone on a few car rides, and taken many naps. Basically, we've been lazy asses.

Roxy: I'm bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored.

Me: What is wrong with you? We've been on three walks today and two car rides; more than you do on a normal day with the dog walker. It's hot out - go outside if you want.

Roxy (pacing): Blah, blah, blah. I don't wan't to go outside; it's too hot.

Me: What is it, Rox? What do you need?

Roxy (pawing at the floor fan): Blah blah blah. Hey! Why isn't this working?

Me: Uhm, Rox. You are pawing the wrong side. Let me turn it around so it is fanning you.

Roxy: Oh, that's better. But just to show you that I didn't think of that I'll paw at it one more time.

Me: Roxy! Stop doing that! You'll knock it over!

Roxy: And since I'm on the floor, what about this? Why isn't this working?

Me: Rox, you're pawing at the shelving unit. What do you want? You don't want to go out, you're fed, you're loved...I'm at a loss here...

Roxy: Whatever. Do shelving units fan at all? What about this thing....?

Me: Hey! Leave that alone! That's my laptop.

(I put it on the floor for A MINUTE while I answered the phone)

Roxy: I want to make a post. (prances on laptop)

Me: ROXY! Get off of the computer! Wait...what program did you start running...?

Roxy: What does this key do....

Me: Roxy! Get off of the laptop!

Roxy: F4! F4 YOU! I'M ATTACKING F4!!!!!

Me: OH MY GOD! YOU'VE FLIPPED OFF F4!!!!

In the end, my laptop is now like my brand new car...broken! No more F4. Ridongculous.