My mom just bought some minced garlic. It was on sale.
What the f*ck is she going to do with a Pound. Of. Minced. Garlic.
But it was on sale!
Next thing you know she'll be hoarding scottish mints.
And then she'll be addicted to Shopper's Drug Mart.
And then she'll talk too loud in quiet places.
And bring a shopping cart wherever she goes.
Good Lord! I'm not ready for this!
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