Strange Brew

Well hello there! I wish I could say that the reason I haven't posted lately was because I won the lottery and took off to the south of France. But here I sit, in my crooked trailer, home from a Tragically Hip concert trip where I woke up in the middle of the night in the hotel room and found the comforter from the bed in the middle of the bathroom, along with a pair of underwear.

I was sharing the room with 2 other girls (2 of us were sharing a bed, the other was on a cot), and I knew right away those were NOT my undies. So, I snuck back to the bed and carefully pulled back the covers to make sure my bed-mate had her assets covered. Luckily she did. Turns out she went to change while I was already sleeping and decided to do a bit of a strip tease. There were clothes all over the place.We still can't figure out the comforter thing.

Anyhow, a few weeks ago my friend flew in to see me. I really think she was here to see my crooked trailer, but hey! Beggars can't be choosers.

Saturday night we had a lovely dinner consisting of a beer can shoved up a chicken's butt and a salad. Then we went over to our friend's house to watch the hockey game on his TV. That's where things get a bit fuzzy.

I remember at one point looking at the TV and seeing 2 hockey games. Also I remember something about rubbing our friend's chest because he has a six-pack and I wanted to feel it.

Thankfully I wasn't the only one. In the morning, my friend not only couldn't remember who won the game, she also couldn't remember if we watched the end of game. After checking her cell phone, she discovered that we did, in fact, watch the end of the game and came home well after it had ended. She also noted that during the visit, we invited our friend over to "deal with my bush". So, as planned (apparently), he showed up at 11:30 and proceeded to pull out my two front cedars, which turned out to be deader than dead.

To try and shake off our day-after jitters we decided to go for a lovely walk around the lake. Except when we got out of the car, GIANT MOSQUITOES TRIED TO PICK US UP AND FLY AWAY! ALL IN CAPS! I think we may have lasted a total of about 5.6 minutes.

ANYHOW, that's not the point. The point is, the day after, my friend made breakfast (after which we both had a nap), lunch (homemade chicken soup from Saturday's left-overs), AND dinner (shrimp on the BBQ). And I didn't even have to ask her! Maybe she decided she didn't like what I was cooking. I mean, what's wrong with Kraft Dinner?