The only thing worse than having a mosquito buzz around your head in the middle of the night is having TWO mosquitos buzzing around your head in the middle of the night.
Seriously, buggers! I've got one leg hanging out of the covers, my bare arms stretched out, a dog curled up beside me, and you choose my head to do your fly-bys? Surely you know this means certain death.
Mosquitos, this is my pledge to you: If you buzz my ear, I will find you. And then I'll kill you.
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